I will not log on to your social network to view a profile, access your service, or be entertained. I will not play your game. I will not be the product. The world’s smartest will not play your game. We will play our own, and we will win.
I was just informed I may have a Super Colon, just like Elvis.
Bloodworms Come Again Next Week
Dear previous home owner,
Thank you for doing such a hack-job of caulking behind and around the sink. I am happy to spend the 6+ hours cleaning up the slop work you performed. The 1/2 inch of silicone caulk you slathered onto the counter and tile is a peach to clean up. I can only hope there is more of your handy-work in other parts of the house. If only you would have done a quality job, I could be enjoying finer things in life right now.
Your’s truly,
Fuck You