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Aspirations Drivel

Pompous Perfection

A man steps out of his immaculate hand-crafted Italian sports car. He is dressed in a perfectly pressed suit. In his hand is a matching attache made of high-grade imported leather. On his wrist a finely crafted status symbol watch.

He immediately places a phone call. The phone rings, he is sent to his own voicemail. He spends the maximum allowed time gushing to his own fucking voicemail about how big of a douche he is.

I love this world.

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Drivel

Cheese

Why is cheese so emotional?

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Complaint Drivel

Fuck ’em

Fuck “selfies”, “founders”, and “disrupters”. Also, fuck hipsters.

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Farming

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Drivel Quotes

Trojan Cock

I’m like a Trojan Cock

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Drivel Photography

For Your Nightmares