I’m Gurt T. Luhrman, known by most as Gurt T. Luhrman. I am the author of this online novel, several unpublished books, the bagakiomnimedia newsletter, miscellaneous email messages, a hand-written letter to my grandmother, and six typing instruction courses.
I write about my life, and yours, as viewed through your back window. I’m in your bushes right now, tweeting. I love being critical and I’m simply that much better than you. I enjoy reading, walking invisible dogs, microwaved food, and extreme heat.