That’s Incredible!!
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Category: Drivel
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Cognitive Dissonance
Have not betrayed your ideals
Your ideals betrayed you
What are you going to do?
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Ingredients
I would venture to guess most of these should be avoided:
CORN SYRUP; ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR [FLOUR; NIACIN; FERROUS SULFATE; THIAMIN MONONITRATE; RIBOFLAVIN; FOLIC ACID]; SUGAR; CORNSTARCH; C ONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PALM OIL; SALT; NATURAL FLAVOR AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR; CITRIC ACID; ARTIFICIAL COLOR [RED 40]; MINERAL OIL; LECITHIN (SOY)
If you lose your money, great God, don’t lose your mind.
If you lose your money, great God, don’t lose your mind.
And if you lose your woman, please don’t fool with mine.
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This is an important message
“Hello”
“This is an important message, please do not hang up the phone…”
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Pompous Perfection
A man steps out of his immaculate hand-crafted Italian sports car. He is dressed in a perfectly pressed suit. In his hand is a matching attache made of high-grade imported leather. On his wrist a finely crafted status symbol watch.
He immediately places a phone call. The phone rings, he is sent to his own voicemail. He spends the maximum allowed time gushing to his own fucking voicemail about how big of a douche he is.
I love this world.