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Note To Self

Note To Self: Do Not Discharge Blowgun Indoors

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Drivel

Suggestion Box: Get The Fuck Off The Phone And Drive

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Drivel

A Beard Regrown

Prickly, rough and stubbly… bushy, long and thick. A beard regrown is the satisfaction of being a man. The satisfaction of being a complete man. A man and his beard are never to be crossed. The beard regrown, pure satisfaction. Hairy bliss. Wrapped tight, comforting the face that provides it life. The symbiotic relationship in its purest form. I’ll take care of you, beard… and you shall take care of me.

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A Beard Lost

A beard lost is another beard grown. For he who has shaven thy beard shall be blessed with another, and another beard there shall be. A man without a beard cannot be called a man, and a beard without a man is only a pile of hair. Now go and grow, make your face proud. Proud to wear, proud to be worn.

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Drivel

Nothing like a good ‘ol case of clergyman’s knee to ruin the day.

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Quotes

Hit ‘Em In The Mouth Mike Tyson

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”