Dear previous home owner,
Thank you for doing such a hack-job of caulking behind and around the sink. I am happy to spend the 6+ hours cleaning up the slop work you performed. The 1/2 inch of silicone caulk you slathered onto the counter and tile is a peach to clean up. I can only hope there is more of your handy-work in other parts of the house. If only you would have done a quality job, I could be enjoying finer things in life right now.
Your’s truly,
Fuck You