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Fatty Chops

Gristle, sinew, and silver skin make chewing this delicious treat a tedious task. Cloudiness lends itself to refinement. The experience melts in your mouth, leaving you wanting for more. Succulent fruits burst in your face, followed by your lap.

One Of 4 Bottles
Aged 44 Years
44.4% ALC/VOL

Cask: Walnut

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Island A Breeze

From a remote bay where mermaids spawn, comes a unique scotch born from legend. Mermaid scales and lust, seaweed brings the salty brine to your nose. Sand produces a grittiness, which enhances everything but your drink. Swirling only makes it worse. A drop of water encapsulates all senses, as you plunge to the depths of a dark abyss.

One Of 440 Bottles
Aged 21 Years
59.6% ALC/VOL

Cask: Palm, finished in Sherry

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Crystal Ashtray

Mounds of ash accumulate as the nose takes you to a place of refinement and success. Reflections of the way life used to be. China Beach. The waft of an old man’s britches scorches your throat. Prunes and plums bring delight to an otherwise tragic experience.

One Of Only 39 Bottles
Aged 64 Years
43.3% ALC/VOL

Cask: Charred Pine

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Neutral Mineral Spirits

Oak, varnish, cheap spray paint. The whispy waft of hot tar and wood glue bring with them an invigorating depth and bouquet. Water ads the delusion of grandeur, psychotropic delights, and harsh wilderness. Synthetic oil approaches from the back.

One Of Only 643 Bottles
Aged 7 Years
65.2% ALC/VOL

Cask: Charred Oak, Sherry Finish

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Childhood Fantasies

A freshly lit Davidoff. Swimming in a room of fine, hand-tanned leather. Aunt Mary’s angel food cake faintly emerges from Grandfather’s pipe. Tobacco smoke, chimney sweep. Melted rubber transpires from the watery depths. Fresh wood chips bring the evening to a close.

One Of Only 712 Bottles
Aged 7 Years
64.1% ALC/VOL

Cask: EX Bourbon

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Oakavore’s Dilemma

A quaint walk in the woods, hard working woodsman and fallen acorns take your nose on a whimsical journey through the forest. Burning sticks and two-cycle exhaust come with water. A straight bite from an Oak tree slaps your cold winter face. Coals from the wood stove warm your innards on a brisk Winter mid-week afternoon in the den.

One Of Only 106 Bottles
Aged 15 Years
62.2% ALC/VOL

Cask: Traditional Oak