“I love a good foreskin”
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Author: Gurt T Luhrman
“Am I part of the cure, or am I part of the disease?”
self-awareness
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Fucking Tubes
I told you, I don’t eat fucking tubes!
Gurt Luhrman
“I Don’t Eat Tubes”
Gurt T Luhrman
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Island A Breeze
From a remote bay where mermaids spawn, comes a unique scotch born from legend. Mermaid scales and lust, seaweed brings the salty brine to your nose. Sand produces a grittiness, which enhances everything but your drink. Swirling only makes it worse. A drop of water encapsulates all senses, as you plunge to the depths of a dark abyss.
One Of 440 Bottles
Aged 21 Years
59.6% ALC/VOL
Cask: Palm, finished in Sherry
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Note To Self:
People respond well to pleasant people. People react to unpleasant people.