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If you don’t like my potatoes
-Elmore James
Please don’t dig up my vine
If you lose your money, great God, don’t lose your mind.
If you lose your money, great God, don’t lose your mind.
And if you lose your woman, please don’t fool with mine.
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Funky Gunt
“A funky gunt is a funky gunt”
Overheard by the funky gunt
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This is an important message
“Hello”
“This is an important message, please do not hang up the phone…”
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Pompous Perfection
A man steps out of his immaculate hand-crafted Italian sports car. He is dressed in a perfectly pressed suit. In his hand is a matching attache made of high-grade imported leather. On his wrist a finely crafted status symbol watch.
He immediately places a phone call. The phone rings, he is sent to his own voicemail. He spends the maximum allowed time gushing to his own fucking voicemail about how big of a douche he is.
I love this world.