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Chud Wang

Chud Wang
The Original
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AI

Tom Hanks’s Petting A Shark

Three Tom Hanks Clones petting a shark while standing in the water.
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AI

The (Mc)Donald

Image of Ronald McDonald Curling
Mr McDonald seen playing two games at the same time.

He has orange hair, but he’s no president. He sells chemicals in the shapes of food and poisons children’s brains with corporate slogans. But boy can he curl!

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Drivel

What’s Old Is New, Welcome to the 70’s

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’

Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. (shouting) You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!’

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’

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Photography

Island At Dawn

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Scotch Descriptions

Fatty Chops

Gristle, sinew, and silver skin make chewing this delicious treat a tedious task. Cloudiness lends itself to refinement. The experience melts in your mouth, leaving you wanting for more. Succulent fruits burst in your face, followed by your lap.

One Of 4 Bottles
Aged 44 Years
44.4% ALC/VOL

Cask: Walnut