Whether you like it or not, the robots are coming. Maybe at first they will be novelties for the rich and famous. Then after a few years, the lower class will get a taste of robot living. There will be magazines and websites on how to care for your robot, or how to keep your robot happy. We will see titles like Robot Living, Martha Robot, Popular Robot, and my favorite Ro-Robot. You know that guy that made millions from the “for dummies” books, he will spin-off a new genre of “for robots” books. Marketers and advertisers will use the robots to influence our spending. My maid robot will tell me “I need Kraft Processed Cheese Product to make dinner tonight; you will be eating like the king”.
We will get gansta-rap songs about “bling-bots” and country songs about “Chevy-robots”. Don’t forget the soft-rock hits about “robot-love” and the “robot-that-got-away”. There will be social events where people show off their robots and competitions where robots compete in spelling bees and arm-wrestling.
Robots will do our laundry, cook our food, spay and neuter our pets. They will become our personal servants. The world will be a wonderful place of lazy people being fed by robots in bikinis. Then in the year 2020, humans will be forced by the robots to live in a giant pit carved into the earth. We will spend eternity there.
Hurrah, the advent of robots!